Okay, I lied.  I'm talking about college football again.

Fight On, Tailback U!!!  And congrats to Matt Leinart, USC's 6th Heisman winner!  (I'd link his blog here, but that'd be kinda weird since I don't know him and I've never read it myself... And to answer your question: yes, USC helped* set him up with a blog** to help publicize his Heisman battle).  Now the Orange Bowl (aka Mythical National Championship game) will be insane since it'll feature the 2003 Heisman winning QB vs the 2004 Heisman winning QB in a fight to the death.***

Interestingly enough, I started blogging because of Matt Leinart's blog (even without reading it).  I figured that if a blog could help a person compete for a trophy, then it might help me in my quest to win a Pulitzer Suprise.  So that's why you are reading the words that you are reading right this very now!****  Soon Mr. Pulitzer will bow down to ME!!!  [Insert maniacal laugh]  But perhaps I've digressed too much...  I'll return to this discussion with a more appropriately categorized entry and at a more appropriately different time.

* I assume.  So yes, we're both asses.
** If you don't know what blog means, WTF are you doing reading this?
*** Hyperbole added for dramatic effect.  There will be no actual steel cage knife fights [on TV].
**** If you have a disability and the computer is reading this to you, I ap0l0g1z3, j01 D1rTe A@z M073R FU(k3R!1!

So the BCS results are out, and both Auburn and California got screwed out of a BCS Bowl (aka big money bowl) by teams from the Big 12 Conference.  This is the third and forth time in the last few years that a team from the Big 12 Conference has weaseled their way into a bowl at the expense of a more deserving team.

As a result, I'm hoping Michigan (rightful representitive) kills Texas (Big 12 backdoor team) in this year's mockery of a Rose Bowl.

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P.S. I apologize for talking about sports so politely.  Next time I talk about them I will try to shed new light in how they are a Communist plot in destroying American culture.  Not because it is true (even though it is), but because it might already be too late to do anything about it (althogh it might not be too late).